Oh FFS Not Again…

From screaming after a run-away suitcase down a street

Making a whole three rows of a plane look for a small item I thought I had lost, only to find it in my pocket 

To being incredibly inept in the dating scene

You have never seen a wreck like me. (sorry I read that last line in tune with Aladdin’s ‘you ain’t never had a friend like me’.)

Welcome to the blog of a teenager, who is here to tell you her problems of how embarrassing and seemingly un-dateable she it’s too make you feel a hell of a lot better and if not well hopefully make you laugh. 

I woke up a hour late…

“None of that “dear diary” bullsh*t just me, my laptop, a bag of chocolate (that isn’t helping my get healthy plan) and my stories.” Well that plan went out of the window pretty fast… I am not going to lie, I went to bed last night feeling a little bit Sh*t. So I thought well…

Oh a visitor !

“Maybe it will make me be confident? I don’t know? Will it stop me from being as much as a mess at life as a giraffe would be if u put ice skates on them and put them on an ice rink? … No. ” Right let’s get this clear, I’m an outgoing person, but I’m…


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